can your vagina become permanently stretched out by a huge penis
[ This was Ritsuka trying to discretely find answers for questions she couldn't ask anyone, using the local search engine. Unfortunately, something seems to have misfired - or misdirected, perhaps - along the way.
So the former doctor-turned-wizard gets that lovely little question in his inbox.
Please be gentle with her; she's incredibly embarrassed and a little worried about this. ]
[ The last thing she ever expects is a answer to her question; she's a little bit confused when she sees his message waiting for her in her notifications, but when she opens it up and sees what she'd sent to him, there's a garbled sound of horrified embarrassment from her end. ]
that wasn't supposed to be for you!!! even if you are doctor!!!!!
[ Can someone die from shame? Is it possible for him to diagnose that? Because Ritsuka feels that's what's going to happen right now.
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[ This was Ritsuka trying to discretely find answers for questions she couldn't ask anyone, using the local search engine. Unfortunately, something seems to have misfired - or misdirected, perhaps - along the way.
So the former doctor-turned-wizard gets that lovely little question in his inbox.
Please be gentle with her; she's incredibly embarrassed and a little worried about this. ]
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[ STEPHEN STRANGE, GENTLE??? IT'S LESS LIKELY THAN YOU THINK ]
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that wasn't supposed to be for you!!! even if you are doctor!!!!!
[ Can someone die from shame? Is it possible for him to diagnose that? Because Ritsuka feels that's what's going to happen right now.
What is a 'mazel tov' anyways? ]
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[ he'd be amused if his phone wasn't blowing up with bullshit every five seconds.
still— ]
Are you in any pain or discomfort right now?
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has anyone ever died from embarrassment before?